Sunday, June 29, 2008

not hot

WTF, NKOTB. This video freaks me the f*ck out.



I don't know that I've ever seen men age so gracelessly. What were they thinking?? I'm sure they blew through all of the money they made 2 decades ago (you know, back when they weren't disgusting) but a Backstreet Boys-style comeback is straight-up wrong. If you can't be bothered to dab a little concealer on your liver spots, then at least button your shirts and find some women who are a little more age-appropriate (read: legal).

Don't get me wrong, I'm not hating on older men. George Clooney, anyone? But the Cloon is totes down with his 47-year-old-ness. Plus he's not white trash like the Old Kids -- you'd never catch him wearing a poorly tailored white suit that he clearly bought on group shopping trip with his 4 BFFs. This is not the "anything goes" '90s, people.

"Hey guys, let's all wear that same outfit to the beach later and try to pick off the insecure girls at the TRL Beach House! Man, we are so hot."

Yeah... you're idiots.

Update: Lainey's friend Stephen's take on the song/video/album:
To be perfectly honest, the fact that this song/video/album was made is proof of God's existence. Because only the most vile, infested, bottom-feeding record mogul who UNDOUBTEDLY has a contract with the spawn of Hell could have thought this was a good idea. Ergo, God has to exist.

1 comments:

Anonymous said...

Not even worth to answer....