y = mx + dork

It doesn't take a genius to count up all the women this guy has slept with.



I find him particularly offensive as I study for the GREs and find myself completely unable to find the longest possible diagonal of a non-existent 3D rectangle. I think part of the problem is that I really couldn't give a flying f*ck what that distance is. I hate you, Math. I do. I have no use for you. And people like Numerical Design Cumber Bun up there are frankly not filling the void that would otherwise be satiated by calculating the squares of 5-digit numbers in my head.

I may or may not hire him as entertainment for my I Give Up party. Worse comes to worst, at least I won't go home alone that night.