I've mentioned this before, and while I hate to be redundant, this is something that deeply concerns me:
My internal dialogue is completely asinine.
Sometimes I start looking for an escape route when I'm left to my own thoughts. Right now, for instance, I made myself a bagel for breakfast. I always eat bagels the same way -- chewy delicious bottom piece first, then the crispy delicious top part. So good.
Hey Kate, I asked myself. What side would you say you like more? Bagel top or bagel bottom?
It's an interesting question Kato, I answered. The bottom is chewy and satisfying, but the top has all the delicious crispiness I've come to really appreciate about bagels. Especially Everything Bagels, with the salt and the garlic and the Heaven In Your Mouth.
Yeah, Everything Bagels are awesome, I said. So, then, bagel top?
I stopped to consider, and finally responded: Well I think it depends on the type of bagel! I mean, the bottom of a Raisin Bagel is clearly the better half. You know -- oh, for the love of christ, Kato, shut up and eat your damn breakfast.
Maybe I should invest in a radio, block out my own prattle.
I look like a coral reef!
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Kato... what sort of bizarre bagel slicing goes on that makes there be such a difference between bagel top and bottom? They should be equally proportioned, and thus equally delicious.
fail! even equitably cut, the bottom does not equal the top! they're just not the same.
Yo I-62, you're either retarded or have never eaten a cut bagel before, I'm guessing both. Apart from the fact that the chance of splitting a bagel into two halves of equal mass is about as likely as you getting some action this weekend [read: probability of occurance = 0], the bottom of the bagel...ya know..sits on the baking sheet...
Anyway, on the bright side I hate myself for having to tell you this.
If you knew my internal dialogues, you'd never talk to me again.
when we get married, we're getting only raisin bagels so that we can both have the halves we prefer.
Who is the brickbreaker king? that's right. call me daddy...
p.s. my dad and your dad have matching cars. how cute.
Kato,
I think I speak for all of us when I say you are extremely overdue for a new blog entry...I sincerely miss the days of opening up this webpage and having a daily entry about something as meaningless yet entertaining as a bagel.
You need to inform your current employer and LSAT Class that your performance review in the blogosphere is going to take a serious beating if you don't devote some serious time to writing (at least some blurbs) on this on a regular basis.
C'mon now, all the people w/laptops and faux-social lives/brains at TRYST are HURTING!!!!!!
Thanks,
FRYING PAN!!!!!!!!!!!!
how about sparing us your internal prattle???
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