wow.

I've mentioned this before, and while I hate to be redundant, this is something that deeply concerns me:

My internal dialogue is completely asinine.

Sometimes I start looking for an escape route when I'm left to my own thoughts. Right now, for instance, I made myself a bagel for breakfast. I always eat bagels the same way -- chewy delicious bottom piece first, then the crispy delicious top part. So good.

Hey Kate, I asked myself. What side would you say you like more? Bagel top or bagel bottom?

It's an interesting question Kato, I answered. The bottom is chewy and satisfying, but the top has all the delicious crispiness I've come to really appreciate about bagels. Especially Everything Bagels, with the salt and the garlic and the Heaven In Your Mouth.

Yeah, Everything Bagels are awesome, I said. So, then, bagel top?

I stopped to consider, and finally responded: Well I think it depends on the type of bagel! I mean, the bottom of a Raisin Bagel is clearly the better half. You know -- oh, for the love of christ, Kato, shut up and eat your damn breakfast.

Maybe I should invest in a radio, block out my own prattle.